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  1. The One Where I Become A Consultant

    January 25, 2012 by Kellie

    No one likes being idle. Everyone thinks that it’ll be great to have the time off and re-charge the batteries while you figure out the next chapter of your life. Even if that’s your plan there will be a time when panic sets in. “What if I never find another job?” looms large for lots of people and in this economy it’s a reasonable fear.

    If you’re really lucky you’ve got an emergency fund or maybe a tidy severance package that keeps that panic at bay and you can execute on your plan of leisure, at least for a bit.

    kellie peterson business cardAs for me – after spending the better part of a decade working for one of the largest web hosting providers (in two separate tours of duty!) in the world and an upstart domain name registrar I find myself in major need of a battery recharge. I’ll happily continue to entertain consulting engagements and I’m open to talking about good old-fashioned employment, but I’m going to live the dream! A couple of trips, a little self-improvement by way of a sommelier certification and lots of soul-searching before I come back to the real world of domain names and the like and decide if it’s a game I’m still interested in playing.


  2. Airport Bar Stereotypes Make Me Cranky

    March 12, 2011 by Kellie

    One could say I’m well-traveled. One could even say that I travel well. But that doesn’t stop me from getting annoyed at times. Today is one of those times.

    Less than 24 hours ago I arrived back at Denver International from SLC/Provo. It’s not unusual for me to have what is effectively a twelve to eighteen hour layover in my home city so that doesn’t phase me. But maybe it’s the short stay at home combined with a little too much booze last night that has my fuse a bit shorter than usual. Between the St. Patrick’s day parade road closures, the forgetting of business cards, the general warm weather Saturday traffic, the painfully slow screening lines and the eventual delay of my flight… it’s really hard to know what pushed me over the edge into full on cranky.

    Instead of passing this delay in the bar as I intended to I’m sitting on the floor near my gate. I couldn’t handle the groups of guys hooting and hollering over the NCAA game. I couldn’t handle the group of seven women which I’d correctly guessed, based on their attire, their hair and their general disregard for anyone nearby, were going to Vegas but sadly they were also delayed. Nor could I handle the group of guys sitting across the bar from them who would yell out to them each time they got a flight update call from the airline.

    When the guys found out that one of them was getting married all hell broke loose and one of the guys came over to buy her a shot and proceeded to tell her all the things she had to do and upon hearing they all had “Hall Passes” instructed her friends to “let her be bad”. Gee, thanks fella, I’m sure she needed your permission to cheat on her fiance.  Or maybe he’s just hoping she’ll cheat with him while they are both in Vegas?


  3. Frozen Dead Guy Days

    March 8, 2011 by Kellie

    This past weekend was the 10th anniversary of Frozen Dead Guy Days. The other half of K2 and I headed up to Nederland, CO to see what all the hub bub was about.

    To say this is the strangest festival I’ve ever attended might be a bit of an understatement. Let’s start with the origins. In 1989 Bredo Morstoel was frozen upon his passing, per his wishes, so that he might be re-animated later. Twelve years later the people of Nederland throw Bredo, whom they affectionately refer to as Grandpa, a party and Frozen Dead Guy Days was born.

    The Bug Hearse

    The celebration spans the entire weekend and includes a ball, a parade of hearses, a polar plunge and coffin races replete with themed teams. During the parade of hearses we learned that lots of people go to FDGD once, but relatively few return. I have to believe the biggest reason is its bloody freakin’ cold. Even though we both loved the hearses, it may be a one time event. I’m not sure I’d go again unless I was participating in the coffin races. We may have already begun planning our team theme and get-ups.


  4. Fat Tuesday in Provo, Utah

    March 8, 2011 by Kellie

    I guess it shouldn’t surprise me that there appear to be no Fat Tuesday celebrations in Provo, but surprise me it did. I even tried Google and came up empty. Surely there are some sinners in this town, no?

    Instead of celebrating Mardi Gras I’m nursing a beer at the only bar I’ve found in downtown Provo while sad Country Western seeps from the jukebox. This may be a recipe for disaster. I don’t think I’ve listened to this much vintage country since my mother used to drag me on road trips and it’s got me feeling all sorts of nostalgic. Fortunately I’ve instructed the bartender to send me on my way after three beers. After all, I’ve gotta work in the morning.


  5. Huckabee Illustrates the Republican Moral Dilemma

    March 4, 2011 by Kellie

    Mike Huckabee thinks Natalie Portman’s big, beautiful baby bump is shadowing the road to hell. Talk about being damned if you do and damned if you don’t. Huckabee is also staunchly “pro-life”. Even in cases of rape or incest. Granted, I have no idea if Portman’s pregnancy was planned or not. I’m betting there’s a good chance it wasn’t. How many hugely successful late 20s actresses are stepping away from their careers to deliver a baby? Not a lot.

    That’s far from the only finger-pointing oddity in this issue. How can Huckabee denounce the choices of Portman so vocally and yet never have said word one about Bristol Palin’s out-of-wedlock pregnancy? There was hardly a higher profile baby bump in 2008 and yet I can’t dig up a single mention of her doing in the fabric of American values due to her glorifying single motherhood.

    As America moves further and further into political polarization there’s an increasing amount of finger-pointing going on from each side. The amusing thing to me is that from the right we see a lot of finger-pointing over social / personal issues and choices. This wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t so obvious that those fingers are pointed out of desperation. “Crap, Obama’s Administration is actually getting things done. They are making us look like we were asleep at the wheel. What can we do?” You know the answer to that was something like “Let’s call them out for their immoral lifestyles!”

    Did no one stop to look around and count the number of cheaters, hypocrites and liars in the room?


  6. Things You Pick Up At The Playboy Mansion

    February 15, 2011 by Kellie

    It’s not every day you can say you visited the Playboy Mansion, and it’s even less frequent you can say you picked up an infection there, but it would seem to be the case that my last visit to the Playboy Mansion resulted in my picking up a mild case of Legionnaries Disease. No really. During the DomainFest party at the Playboy Mansion approximately 170 guests appear to have fallen ill with the less severe strain of Legionnaires Disease known as Pontiac Fever.

    The fallout from that was a day and a half of cough followed by three days of extremely high fever, followed by another five days of cough. I was lucky. In part because I work from home and other than having to take nap breaks the first two days of being sick I was able to work through this without missing too much in the way of productivity. But also because after a couple of days of keeping activity to a minimum I was a-ok for getting on with my life. Others are not nearly as lucky and found themselves laid out for the better part of a week.

    Bottom line, there are a lot of skanky things you could potentially pick up at the Playboy Mansion, but I’m here to tell you that Legionairres is not the sexiest, by far.


  7. Vegan Cooking For One: Mac & Cheese

    January 21, 2011 by Kellie

    As an omnivore my preferred meal came to me in a carry out box or a menu at the hands of a server. These days being vegan keeps me from enjoying much in the way of restaurant fare. And being involved with a self-identified “vintage femme” who prides herself on dishing out fabulous vegan cookin’ I’d been lax in learning about vegan cooking myself.

    Alas, I’m spending more time at my home these days and finally started cooking for myself. The challenge, as with much culinary effort, is that cooking for one sucks. Vegan cooking for one is a whole new set of crud. Especially when you’re just starting and mistakes come fast and furious.

    After trying to perfect a tasty vegan Mac & Cheese I decided I’d scrap the tedious tofu, soy milk, soy sauce, nutritional yeast, yadda yadda recipe and try a hybrid with Daiya cheese, Earth Balance, flour and soy milk. Um. YUM. Seriously delicious and if I didn’t make it myself I would be questioning the dairy content. I’ve whipped this concoction up a couple of times since. Once adding Boca Crumbles and again with some shredded seitan and peas, which I always manage to overcook. The only downside to this recipe is that it’s so yummy I wind up eating both servings.


  8. Flawed OUTrage: Girl w/ The Dragon Tattoo Casting

    January 18, 2011 by Kellie


    If you know me, you know I really enjoyed the Millennium Trilogy, the insanely popular series of books about bisexual hacker, Lisbeth Salander, who becomes involved with a series of crimes in the course of her job as a researcher at a private security firm. The taut thrillers penned by Stieg Larsson have become a literary phenomenon and turned into very successful Swedish films starring Noomi Rapace as the androgynous lead. Prior to her work in The Trilogy she won the 2008 Bodil Award (the Danish version of Academy Awards) for her role in Daisy Diamond. The role of Salander has netted her multiple nominations and wins in 2010. Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Trailer

    Fast Forward: for the last many months the US fans has been in an absolute tizzy about the rumors of who will play Lisbeth in the US remakes. Many media outposts were reporting that Kristen Stewart was the leading contender. Rumors of Carey Mulligan made me feel a little better. Ellen Page was my pick. While most of you may remember her from Juno, it’s her turn in the psycho thriller Hard Candy that I was pinning these hopes to.

    Director David Fincher eventually let on that he was hoping for a talented new comer before settling on Rooney Mara. Does Ms. Mara have the chops to play this hard-bitten anti-heroine? I can’t really say. I’ve only seen her in The Social Network and her role was hardly substantial. It seems an odd choice to me, but I love a good surprise as much as the next person.

    Now that we’ve dispensed with the mainstream issue of casting, we can get down to the latest kerfluffle: Some lesbians are OUTraged that Fincher did not cast a dyke in the role. The title of the post “Americans Ruin Everything” is something I’d almost always agree with, but not this time.

    Um. Where to even start?

    1. Noomi Rapace, who brought the character to screen in the first place is married, though currently separated from her husband. I’m not sure how it’s the Americans ruining this when the Swedes did the same thing.
    2. The character is not a lesbian. Just because the media in the books and films keep saying that she is a lesbian, doesn’t make it so. She’s bi. If they had cast an openly bisexual actor I’m betting there would still be a sense of OUTrage.
    3. It’s called acting. While I loathe the habit of the US film and television industry of “white-washing” other people or substituting one POC for a completely different national identity, this is vastly different. While “acting Latino” and “acting gay” might seem, on the surface, intricately tied because both are rife with the possibility of stereotypes, the reality is that *anyone* can be gay. But you’re either Latino, Black, Indian, Chinese, etc. or you’re not and nothing will ever change that. Sexuality, whether you think it’s a matter of nature vs. nurture is still fluid and we all come to it at different times and different ways. Sexuality is not something that gets stamped on a birth certificate, a visa, or rooted in a family tree. The only way to “act” Latino when you’re not is through tired stereotypes of mannerisms, speech or clothing queues. In order to “act” gay all you need to do is show up, say the lines and maybe kiss someone of the same gender. Hopefully there will be no stereotypes.
    4. Scarcity. How many openly lesbian actresses who fit the general physical characteristics are there? Yes, one could say that this would be a great chance to find an undiscovered talent. If that actor was any good, they would be working today and she’d probably not be out because while many an actor has come out publicly in their later career, it’s still a huge challenge and no matter how progressive we’d like to think Hollywood is, it’s still a business and that business is getting butts in seats. And openly queer leading actors just don’t fill seats.

    I would really love for the Hollywood system to be different. Today. But it’s not. Some day.


  9. Here We Go Again or More Reason Why I Shouldn’t Own a Home in Denver

    January 14, 2011 by Kellie

    The domain industry conference season is about to start. While I won’t head to as many shows as I did in years past (in part because there aren’t as many domain shows this year) I will be more than making up for that with attendance at shows in other industries. Even shows that I’m personally invested in!

    I started lining things up yesterday and promptly had a nightmare about buying a new car, leaving for a trip to Paris and returning to find my brand new car smooshed into oblivion with a note that said “Sorry about this, I was just so distracted by Angry Birds!” slipped under the windshield wiper. Surely you can understand why I awoke with a start and ran to the window to see if I had, indeed, bought a new car the day before. Thankfully I hadn’t and my insurance premiums are safe. But I digress.

    My conference schedule starts in just over a week and includes ten shows, five of them in the Bay Area in the span of about 35 days. I’m seriously considering a corporate rental or something near the Moscone Center.

    Looks like my collection of conference lanyards is about to get a fresh injection.


  10. Things I Know About Paris

    September 29, 2010 by Kellie

    It might only fill a thimble, but these are the things I know about the City of Lights.

    1. Smokers are everywhere. I don’t usually align well with governmental intrusion into anyone’s life but I’m here to tell you that I LOVE that most major US cities have adopted some form of smoking ban. There’s nothing that ruins a good bottle (yeah, I said bottle – what’s it to you!?) of wine than a gaggle of French smokers sitting all around you.
    2. Scooters are everywhere. On most days I’m going to love this. Not just because I harbor a secret desire to have a scooter of my very own, but because I think scooters are an excellent form of transit. Bikes might be better, but scooters are damn fine. but I’ve seen three pedestrians run over by scooters in less than 48 hours. How is that even possible? I mean, really!?
    3. It’s a cobble-stone jungle. I’m an urban kid. I love me a good city and I love being able to walk wherever I need to get to. But I like my urban spaces to be green spaces as well. Not only are the sidewalks on most streets ridiculously small, there are no trees. Not until you hit a square or a park of some sort. Even there you’ll be hard pressed to find more than a handful. Which, let’s face it – with all the smokers here, this city could use all the trees it can get.
    4. Poop happens. Dog poop, that is. Because I’m curmudgeonly and cheap in the oddest ways I decided to sleep at CDG my first night here because I was getting in so late and the train had stopped running for the night. I caught the very first train the next morning which meant I was awake and walking in the 9th arrondissement as people were just beginning to stir. There were more than a handful of dog walkers. Not a single one of them picked up after their dog. Not one. Even when said canine took a squat right in the middle of the sidewalk.
    5. Wine makes everything better. I don’t think this really needs any explanation.

    It’s easy for me to quibble about these things but they don’t really impact my enjoyment of the city. Nor does the sorry state of my hotel room (my home office is larger!) or the overcast weather. I’m happy as a clam that I’ve been able to fit Paris into this trip and I fully expect to come back and enjoy this city again another time. Until then you can find me at the cafe. I’ll be the one enjoying the Chardonnay behind a laptop.